I met John again too! Here’s how it went:
Me: Hey John! Can I get a picture with you really quick?
John: Sure! Mind if I take it?
Me: Yeah! Don’t worry, I won’t touch you.
John: Thanks, I appreciate the gesture
Me: Oh! And I have DFTBA on my nail *holds up middle finger*
John: And I appreciate THAT gesture!
And that was how I inadvertently flipped off John Green.